that cowgoth post is hilarious because imagine goth country but the comments are mostly about modern country singers talking about shitty husbands, but when I think of goth country, I think of “16 Tons.”
“I was born one morning when the sun didn’t shine. I picked up my shovel and walked to the mine.”
“St. peter don’t ya call me, cause I can’t go, I owe my soul to the company store.”
This is Appalachian gothic.
someone tell me how to fit
“If you see me coming, better step aside A lot of men didn’t, a lot of men died One fist of iron, the other of steel If the right one don’t get you then the left one will”
as a tattoo on my knuckles
Just get “iron” on one set of knuckles and “steel” on the other (fit both Es on the same knuckle) and then recite the verse every time
someone asks about your tattoos
someone pisses you off
someone tries threatening/intimidating you
them: you’re wrong tho. the naruto ending was good.
me: *sighs deeply and removes my monogrammed pink satin gloves*
Stardust and Sinew 