i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
“Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow” “Sick dude what’s it called” “Monster truck gas fumes” “Niiiiiiiice”
ITS BACK
monstertruck gas fumes sounds like the eyeshadow war boys would wear… asknux can you confirm this?
(d-do you think the other kids would bully him for a name like that?)