So… completely hypothetically… if someone (definitely not me) were to invite Jimothy to play Mario Kart out on the quad with some friends, what are the chances he (they? Jimothy hasn’t decided on pronouns) would show up?

elsewhereuniversity:

Jimothy is generally referred to as ‘it’. It might in fact show up out of a vague sense of curiosity but do not let it touch the electronics; the last time it got its weird weird hands on a cell phone Jimothy sort of glitched out of reality for about a week and the phone’s screen showed the death of anyone holding it for three hours and then died forever.

This reminds me of how in the comic book series “The Wicked and the Divine”, if you try to take a picture of the Morrigan, you’ll instead see an image of the person you love most just as they die.

It’s both chilling and delightful.