FATE DRUNK BATBRAIN HEADCANONS GO?

fliaway:

jayctivist:

  • dick gets really weird and loud he starts dancing while singing till he blacks out
  • jason starts speaking different languages and gives a show while strip teasing 
  • tim just cries. he just fucking cries. 
  • bruce sleeps the min he gets drunk because he never really rests well 
  • they all get in a circle and start talking shit about each other and bruce joins the cussing session
  • Babs hacks into everyone’s accounts, she changes their ‘abouts’ and sends messages 
  • One time she hacked into Tim’s account
  • It didn’t end well, especially when the rest found out and decided to write a love letter to Kon 
  • He’s never forgiven them
  • (Even if Kon did come over, all flustered asking him if he wanted to get coffee together sometime)
  • Steph is that person who takes photos of everyone when they’re drunk and in the middle of doing something humiliating and posts it online or saves it for later
  • Cass is the ‘stirrer’, she’ll start a conversation she knows will a deep, touching moment or someone breaking their ribs
  • Either way, she says that it’s never a good night unless someone has either cried or shed blood
  • She’s not wrong

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